my family differentiates between brown pop and clear pop. my niece is not allowed to have brown pop, and my grandparents have managed to cut it out of their diets almost entirely.
i blame it on the local news. how else could random family members come to the same odd conclusion about pop? i'm willing to bet the $150 that i had to pay to comcast for unreturned equipment that there was some expose on channel 7 about how brown pop will not only ruin your insides but crush your spirit, render you unable to love, and kill your cats or dogs. sort of like comcast.
i dreamt last night that comcast had the same address as me, so when sending off the $150 i'm being scammed out of, it was coming right back home to me.
the most annoying thing about the comcast ordeal is that money is due on christmas- not that it's an extra $150 to spend on top of the other money i'm happily spending on friends and family. it's that two years after terminating my service and being told i'm squared away, i'm required to pay them by a day mail doesn't even fucking run. i guess i should be thankful that they gave me three business days to handle their error before putting it on my credit report.
wait- back to pop.
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